Monday, November 16, 2009

Social Security?

A retired gentleman went to the Social Security office to apply for social security. After waiting in line a long time he finally got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his drivers license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realised he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at his home. "I will have to go home and come back later," he told her. The woman said: "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt and reveals lots of curly silver hair. She says: "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough of your age for me." She processed his Social Security application on the spot. When he got home he excitedly told his wife about his experience at the Social Security office. His wife said: "You should have dropped your pants and you would have received disability too!"

Social Security?
teeheehee


funnnnnny
Reply:Ouch!


Excellent.
Reply:maybe we should all try it!
Reply:oh oh oh meooooooow!
Reply:LOL LOL LOL More of the same please
Reply:ha ha very good pmsl
Reply:Nice one thanks for sharing. ☺
Reply:lm thinking you should have customized that one


pmsl


starred
Reply:Arf arf arf, giggle giggle giggle, he he he ! Poor old sod !
Reply:thanx for that m


starred
Reply:Love it lol
Reply:LMAO!!! That is hilarious!!! Thanks for the laugh!!
Reply:hehe lol have a star.
Reply:OMG I can't wait for the next party at the Sr. Citizens home! I will definately tell it! What a hoot!!!!! LMAO!
Reply:that's so funny. hee hee hee hee hee


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